This isn't where I parked my cat.
I used to tweet but now I just take hobos to dinner.
December 3, 2009
1:
You Faggot.
2:
You mean Faggot like a homo or a bundle of sticks?
1:
Both.
November 3, 2009
So, is it a good thing or a bad thing?

So, is it a good thing or a bad thing?

October 27, 2009
Facebook gave me some very bad advice today.

Facebook gave me some very bad advice today.

October 21, 2009
The Office (US) knock knock joke
Dwight:
knock, knock
Michael:
who's there?
Dwight:
KGB
Michael:
KGB who?
Dwight :
*smacks Michael in face* we will ask the questions!
October 20, 2009

Call of duty: Modern Warfare 2 for PC will not support mods or dedicated servers. Because they want to make it “equal for all platforms”.

Why must everything I love be ruined by equality?

October 19, 2009
Fox News is “really not news, it’s pushing a point of view” and other outlets shouldn’t treat them as news.
— David M. Axelrod
Considering a career change after seeing what this guy does for a living.

Considering a career change after seeing what this guy does for a living.

How to Defuse an Atomic Bomb →

I always wanted to know how to do this, so many everyday situations could have ended up for the better had I only read this how-to then.

Oh Jesus, you’re a silly Jew.